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my name is john.
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Who is John?John is someone from a galaxy very close to yours.
When is John?John is always.
Why is John?Because.
What is John?Until more conclusive research is done, it may be assumed that John is human.
Where is John?Right here, in the kingdom of Hello. Where else would he be?
What is the Kingdom of Hello?It is the country John lives in. Is John really John's name?No. His real name is simply too European for a lot of people to actually get right. The only difference is one letter. The Kingdom of Hello is not on Wikipedia. Is it even real?Are you?
Does John have any superpowers?John currently posesses the power of wit.
Where else on the internet can I find John?John is currently on the following social networking sites: Why doesn't John have a mySpace / Facebook / Bebo / Hyves / Pownce / FriendFeed / whatever?John fails to see the point. He is only on twitter because there's some great people on it and he doesn't like writing long blog posts.
How can I contact John?Try prefixing the word mail to the website you are currently on. Don't forget the at sign! |